The very first present i ever bought for Sy was a pair of wellies.
He'd never needed any before.
But i knew he would never cope with the cowshit and the floods if i didn't deck him out with the proper kit.
More recently i have invested in;
A garden fork.
Organic slug traps.
All for the writer, who actually does seem to like gardening.
Weirdly, it would seem that he prefers to work in the garden barefoot.
That will soon stop seeing as the temperature is now dropping below zero.
At least i hope so- i don't want to be looking in the garden every morning for frost bitten toes- i've got enough to do as it is.
I can safely say that Sy has adapted to country life as much as i can hope for.
Which is more than i can say for me, if he takes me to london.
I am totally thrown if we go there.
The first visit, i didn't even know how to open the train door.
Fancy that..not even being able to get out of the bloody train.
Several things attract my attention every time i go there (with Sy- I would NEVER venture there on my own, EVER).
1. The lack of bins at the train stations.
Sy informs me this is because people can and have hidden bombs in them.
Can't get my head round the fact there are no bins.
2. The amount of 'adverts' ( i use the term loosely) for escorts in phone boxes.
We don't have that sort of thing around here.
Phone boxes, that is.
3. The fact that you can turn from any busy main road in london, into a side street, and you would believe that you were in a different area completely...it can really be quiet.
4. The fact that you can eat out after 9.00pm at night.
Everything here is shut by then apart from the kebab shop that shuts by 11.00.
The first time i put my ticket in the machine, i stood there like a bloody idiot waiting for it to come out the other side.
It didn't, and i almost brought Paddington station to it's knees.
I think the whole train thing is going to be an ongoing problem.
6. The whole sky at night is orange.
I'm not sure how many Londoners look upwards, but i couldn't get to grips with the sky being the wrong colour.
7. Everyone walks so fast-why?
I have promised to take a home-made chocolate cake to Sy's agent next time we go to London.
But i think it might be better to send it by Parcelforce.
Till next time,
Shakespeare's Housekeeper x
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